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  • North Carolina (in 3 days ?),
  • 34 years-old
  • Wednesday 14 March 1990
  • In a relationship

About Lavapasta

I'm a borderline hermit with insomnia, madly in love with my amazing fiancé, content with playing video games all day. But I have a knack for getting myself into awkward situations. PS3- Laveroni (add me if you wanna game out)

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Hey all, OP here! Glad to see I made some of you laugh...I wish I could say the same about my cousin, his wife, and my aunt and uncle (the proud first-time grandparents)! At least my dad, who I was staying with for this event (I live up in the mountains, but this was in Denver), laughed his ass off when everyone else was out of earshot and said he honestly felt the same way (and since I was a baby once...thanks, Dad?). Oh, well. At the very least, I think the new parents will avoid me like the plague at future gatherings, even ones specifically planned to honor the new addition (oops), and this might get my relatives to back off about when exactly I'm making my own contribution to the family line.