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About laurenobrien : I'm lauren, whudduplyke (;
I enjoy peoples misfortune haha
Long hur, don't curr
So message me and happy creepin lol
Partying allll day(; nah jk i chill with dimi all day
Lol and apparently I'm a "Barbie" haha eff off, haters only make me stronger
Why iz I so hawt (;
I'm on the app but you can message me if you want haha I may get back to you lml

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Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86256) - you deserved it (4249)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

#19421623
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9668) - you deserved it (44124)

On 04/07/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by bman (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

#19421032
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22106) - you deserved it (2840)

On 04/07/2012 at 12:32am - animals - by day001313 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25369) - you deserved it (9464)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML

#19416398
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18465) - you deserved it (2095)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:09am - work - by mockable (woman) - United States

Today, I repeatedly screamed so loudly and with such emotion at a video game, that my neighbours thought I was in trouble and called the police. FML

#19399944
194 comments

Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML

#19399290
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18483) - you deserved it (4119)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:39am - misc - by lizann - United States (Arizona)



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