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About laurennnlovelyyy : 20 year old Psychology student. :)

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Today, I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said, "I thought you died." FML

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8005) - you deserved it (52939)

On 09/16/2012 at 11:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8005) - you deserved it (52939)

On 09/16/2012 at 11:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting next to me says "I bet I could" and puts his hand on my leg. I forfeited the bus and walked home in the rain. FML

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On 05/22/2009 at 6:52am - intimacy - by rice_cake (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

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On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)



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