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by Susan / 03/18/2013 at 4:59am / Ireland / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/17/2013 at 3:09pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/16/2013 at 10:58am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to learn if they want a well-behaved husband, but that it's an "acquired taste". Gag me. FML
by butnotlikethat / 03/15/2013 at 8:05pm / China (Jiangxi) / Intimacy
Today, my fiancée and I showed my mother-in-law a picture of the location at which we'll be holding our wedding reception. It's a beautiful waterfront building overlooking the ocean. She looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Looks like a good place to commit suicide." FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2013 at 10:40am / Latvia / Miscellaneous
Today, I picked up my new car. The dealer offered to connect my iPhone to the Bluetooth system for me. Once connected it automatically started playing the audiobook I had been listening to over the stereo system. Right on a passage which had an extremely graphic description of anal sex. FML
by WildaRora / 03/14/2013 at 3:19am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
by bruised / 03/13/2013 at 5:06pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous
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