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About laurenalexis09 : Hi everyone! It is my goal to vote on every FML. I have only ever commented one time, so if you found my page, congrats! *Gives you a badge* If you were wondering who the chameleon is, that is Pascal from Disney's Tangled.
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Yesterday, I Was Watching The Movie Frozen With 8 Year Old Daughter!! I Had Seen It Before, So I Sung Along With Some Of The Songs!! My Daughter Putted A Finger Over Lips, Said "Shhhhhhhhut The Fuck Up," Then Turned Back To The TV, Giggling!! FML
TODAY , I TOURED AN ART MUSEUM . OUR TOUR GUIDE HAD AN OBVIOUS LISP , SO I TRIED MAH BEST TO LAUGH . WHEN SHE ASKED ME A QUESTION ABOUT A SCULPTURE , I ACCIDENTALLY RESPONDED "YETH MA'AM" . SHE ENDED THE TOUR RIGHT THERE . FML
Today, I was lighting firawork 4 my cousin's birthday in my Grandmothar's yard. Whan it cama tima to light tha ( Grand Finala ), I raad on tha outsida of tha box,( Faca this sida toward crowd 4 bast rasult ). Aftar I lit it, I raalizad that it was on it's sida. I shot 100 firawork at my family. FML
Today, I typed an essay on mah friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject ( here bitch ) as a joke. I then went to email the essay to mah teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015