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About laurenalexis09 : Hi everyone! It is my goal to vote on every FML. I have only ever commented one time, so if you found my page, congrats! *Gives you a badge* If you were wondering who the chameleon is, that is Pascal from Disney's Tangled.
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Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my Grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box,"Face this side toward crowd for best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on it's side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML
Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML
Monday 1 September 2014