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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 March 1998 (16 years)
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About laurenalexis09 : Hi everyone! It is my goal to vote on every FML. I have only ever commented one time, so if you found my page, congrats! *Gives you a badge* If you were wondering who the chameleon is, that is Pascal from Disney's Tangled.

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Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

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163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52392) - you deserved it (9089)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my Grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box,"Face this side toward crowd for best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on it's side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML

#2252019
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11265) - you deserved it (53199)

On 05/24/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Tyler_Padgett (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML

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55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19645) - you deserved it (50981)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:00pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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