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  • Birth Date : Monday 19 September 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1504
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote "Cool picture" on his facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply- "Who the fuck are you?". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51706) - you deserved it (10918)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:27pm - love - by Invisible (woman) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (469627) - you deserved it (29087)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)



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