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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 December 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 790
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lauren12983 : I ski, play softball, and play guitar.

I listen to a lot of music and bands :)
Green Day, Nirvana, Blink 182, Fall Out Boy and basically any other rock and punk rock music I enjoy

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lauren12983's favorite FMLs

Today, a telemarketer called for my dad. Jokingly, I said, "I haven't seen him for like five days...I'm starting to get worried," in my best child-like voice. Apparently the telemarketer called Child Protective Services. I'm 20. FML

#1490808
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15077) - you deserved it (63141)

On 04/30/2009 at 2:03pm - misc - by Telemistake (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I performed in my school play. Right before my big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage and I became aroused. The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus. All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion. FML

#981592
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95796) - you deserved it (39125)

On 04/14/2009 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by jizzlemonster13 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML

#620278
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26633) - you deserved it (69962)

On 03/26/2009 at 11:42am - kids - by CaoNiMa (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

#459087
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29533) - you deserved it (108209)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

#424816
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (358679) - you deserved it (33565)

On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML

#226271
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27902) - you deserved it (38308)

On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML

#137064
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65496) - you deserved it (8493)

On 02/25/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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