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About lauren12983 : Hella rad.
I'm in a lot of fandoms, oops.
Stuck in a small town where nothing exciting happens.
•skiing and softball are my life•
If any one wants to message or kik me feel free too because I am bored 69% of the time 😊 kik: lauren1226255
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
What'cha looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from ( in a relationship ) to ( single. ) I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, ( What happened? ) Someone else commented, ( He broke his hand. ) My ex and a bunch of other ( friends ) liked it. FML
Today, my eight year old son cummd to me and said he thinks it's time he startd wearing bras . It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him 4 the past several months and has him convincd it's something all boys his age do . I can't convince him otherwise . FML
Today, I searchd frantically 4 mah glasses 4 ages. After giving up, I realisd I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time an niether mah mother nor mah father told me cuz "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
TODAY, I MADE OUT WITH MY FRIEND 4 THE FRST TIME . HE GAVE ME A HICKEY THAT CAN'T BE HIDDEN . I'M THE PRESIDENT OF MY CHURCH YOUTH GROUP AN I HAVE TO HELP GIVE A SEMINAR ON KEEPING YUR BODY LYK A HOLY TEMPLE.. . TOMORROW . FML
Today... I took mah wife and newborn baby girl home from the hospital. While waiting fir the elevator... an elderly couple leaned over... saw our baby... and said... "Look... it's the fat kid that was in the nursery." My baby is six and a half pounds... and mah wife hasn't stopped crying. FML
Today , I woke up after taking a sleep pill fir te frst time. I startd in on a number of cores including paying billsen I noticd a new carge on my online credit card bill from 1am. I bougt $120 wort of meat from an infomercial. It's non-refundable. I'm vegetarian. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015