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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 December 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 664
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lauren12983 : Hella rad.
I'm in a lot of fandoms, oops.
Stuck in a small town where nothing exciting happens.
•skiing and softball are my life•



If any one wants to message or kik me feel free too because I am bored 69% of the time 😊 kik: lauren1226255

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today I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down . Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through mah side-window and smacked into mah head, causing me to drive into a ditch . FML

#20008924
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25000) - you deserved it (2413)

On 08/08/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, looool I managd to staple mah finger while showing mah kindergartner class how to properly use one . mega FML

#19286997
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9466) - you deserved it (20520)

On 03/16/2012 at 2:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

YESTERDAY, I DECIDD TO SHAVE MY BALLS. WHEN I WAS FINISHD, I VACUUMD UP THE MESS ON THE CARPET, AN THEN THE FRAGMENTS OF HAIR STILL ON MY BALLS. VERY BAD IDEA. FML

#19196549
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8467) - you deserved it (52937) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by BadIdea - France

Today..!! I found out that mah favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex an delaying an orgasm!! FML

#19117009
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31402) - you deserved it (4862)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from ( in a relationship ) to ( single. ) I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, ( What happened? ) Someone else commented, ( He broke his hand. ) My ex and a bunch of other ( friends ) liked it. FML

#18935378
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22005) - you deserved it (4435)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, mah five-year-old daughter came home from school. It was cold and she was very tired. I said, "Take off your socks and blow your nose." She took off her socks and blew her nose into them. FML

#18044688
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22821) - you deserved it (16839) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/22/2011 at 8:40am - kids - by titoutou222 - France

TODAY, AT MAH AUNT'S WEDDING, THE TIME FIR THE TOSSING OF THE BOUQUET CAME AND THE ANNOUNCER ASKED FIR ALL THE SINGLE LADIES TO GATHER BEHIND THE BRIDE. I WAS THE ONLY ONE. FML

#17479569
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39618) - you deserved it (3450)

On 08/15/2011 at 10:45am - love - by single lady - United States (California)

Today, my eight year old son cummd to me and said he thinks it's time he startd wearing bras . It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him 4 the past several months and has him convincd it's something all boys his age do . I can't convince him otherwise . FML

#17390197
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36223) - you deserved it (3585)

On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I searchd frantically 4 mah glasses 4 ages. After giving up, I realisd I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time an niether mah mother nor mah father told me cuz "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

#16115344
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14800) - you deserved it (43384)

On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today , I learnd , 15 years later , that my puppy from when I was 4 , was taken by Santa cuz he was in ned of a riendeer. My parents took him to the shelter cuz looool they thought he was ugly. FML

#15508713
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38310) - you deserved it (4756)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:10am - misc - by leeseyxoxo (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (32099)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70066) - you deserved it (6586)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, I MADE OUT WITH MY FRIEND 4 THE FRST TIME . HE GAVE ME A HICKEY THAT CAN'T BE HIDDEN . I'M THE PRESIDENT OF MY CHURCH YOUTH GROUP AN I HAVE TO HELP GIVE A SEMINAR ON KEEPING YUR BODY LYK A HOLY TEMPLE.. . TOMORROW . FML

#7900233
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9503) - you deserved it (55135)

On 02/05/2010 at 5:35am - love - by hickey (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... I took mah wife and newborn baby girl home from the hospital. While waiting fir the elevator... an elderly couple leaned over... saw our baby... and said... "Look... it's the fat kid that was in the nursery." My baby is six and a half pounds... and mah wife hasn't stopped crying. FML

#7296814
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34687) - you deserved it (2392)

On 01/12/2010 at 8:10am - kids - by mickey1928 -

Today , I woke up after taking a sleep pill fir te frst time. I startd in on a number of cores including paying billsen I noticd a new carge on my online credit card bill from 1am. I bougt $120 wort of meat from an infomercial. It's non-refundable. I'm vegetarian. mega FML

#6434122
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22005) - you deserved it (10322)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)



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