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  • Town/Country : Bristol, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 153
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About laurelfire : Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.
She took the midnight train going anywhere.

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