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laurarogusz
  • Town/Country : Jacksonville, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 May 1985 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 2294
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About laurarogusz : I'm in the Marine Corps and done with it, lol, and yes I have the right to bitch b/c I have been to Iraq so suck it! Other then hating life in J'Ville I love my family, my dogs, my life outside the Corps. I am totally in love with my husband, he's my world. Not something you typically hear from a Marine, usually everyone is cheating!

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Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft..." He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina which delightfully formed a crease. FML

#139235 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (44746) - you deserved it (15781)

On 02/25/2009 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by sopathetic (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I went to my crushes Mardi Gras party. He was handing out beads to all the girls at the party that flashed him. When he came around to me he stopped and said "I will give you these beads NOT to flash me." FML

#138466 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (43905) - you deserved it (3113)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by MADfml - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

#137765 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (37300) - you deserved it (4039)

On 02/25/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Jello (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

#125156 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (47909) - you deserved it (5144)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

#125152 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (12589) - you deserved it (33521)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML

#123831 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (41271) - you deserved it (4348)

On 02/24/2009 at 3:34pm - health - by Sick (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I applied for a job in an Italian restaurant. Ideally I wanted to be a hostess rather than a waitress, and I told the manager as much. His response? "No no no. Hostess no good for you. We leave that to the pretty girls." FML

#121635 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (38609) - you deserved it (2603)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:37am - work - by Ren (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I'm reading in the subway sitting one leg over the other. An old lady sits down next to me. After quietly examining me for about two stations she leans over to me and whispers in my ear: "Girl, sitting like all the time will make you end up with a crooked c**t". I'm a man. FML

#121386 (71)

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On 02/24/2009 at 3:31am - misc - by jcc (man) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

#121139 (193)

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On 02/24/2009 at 2:31am - intimacy - by addictedtofml (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played for his grandma and grandpa. I announce over the microphone for his grandparents to come to the dance floor for a special song. Turns out his grandparents have been dead for over a year and the song was supposed to be in dedication. FML

#116388 (38)

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On 02/23/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by holladaddy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

#115837 (122)

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On 02/23/2009 at 6:09pm - misc - by hey-o (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML

#115273 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (15735) - you deserved it (35939)

On 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by catfish - United States (Texas)

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

#115148 (35)

I agree, your life sucks (8558) - you deserved it (27873)

On 02/23/2009 at 4:58pm - animals - by frenchpop1960 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

#36396 (692)

I agree, your life sucks (342757) - you deserved it (22950)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

#2899 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (24235) - you deserved it (7307)

On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)