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About lauradale : Hi!! I'm Kalyn, and pro wrestling is my life! I'm in love with John Cena and Brian Daniels.

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Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14146) - you deserved it (24708)

On 01/22/2012 at 5:03pm - misc - by needanewphone - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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