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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26025) - you deserved it (1994) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23012) - you deserved it (2582) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 01/17/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -
Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States
Today, Me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 4:33am - love - by jimmyt420 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited" in French. It means "I'm sexually excited"... more or less. I've been doing a lot of exciting things and using it a lot the past two weeks. With my French friends, people I meet, and especially with my host family. FML
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On 09/21/2009 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Monday 20 May 2013
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