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Today, I broke my right leg. I've had one shot of morphine, and even that only relieved the pain a little. It's now totally worn off and I have yet to get pain medication of any kind. My leg has been broken for over nine hours now. FML

#17592683
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I agree, your life sucks (27211) - you deserved it (3740)

On 08/27/2011 at 4:12am - health - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML

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On 08/18/2011 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by BigmouthStrikesAgain (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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168 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 12:06am - love - by sydneybourgeois - United States (Texas)

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML

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On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

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On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

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On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

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308 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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