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Today.. . after supporting mah grlfriend 4 over a year in her endeavour to lose wieght.. . exercise more.. . and eat better.. . mah now-slender grlfriend dumpd me . Because now she find someone better than me . FML

#20518428
152 comments

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On 02/23/2013 at 3:07am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I walkad into mah naar pitch-black bathroom and saw a parson staring back at ma . I woka mahhola family up with mah scraams . Tha parson was mah raflaction . raal FML

#20517081
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On 02/22/2013 at 12:35am - misc - by shelbylove115 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went back home after seieng the doctor, I told mah boyfriend mah new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbd his phone an pretendd to take a call, then rushd out. FML

#20516690
36 comments

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On 02/21/2013 at 8:21pm - health - by NewDrugs (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday while I was in the shower boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML

#20513159
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On 02/19/2013 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I walkad into my dad straigtaning my dog's fur . His axcusa? Ta dog naadad to faal pratty . FML

#20513110
87 comments

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On 02/19/2013 at 2:01am - animals - by xtammyle - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I was hanging out with the guy I really like!! I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt , so he put his finger through it!! I haven't shaved in weeks!! FML

#20513075
114 comments

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On 02/19/2013 at 1:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I startd at mah new job . The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introducd herself with.. . "I know what your name is . I know what you're planning.. . an I've been sent to destroy you." FML

#20512419
127 comments

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On 02/18/2013 at 5:15pm - work - by ari (woman) - United States

Today, I Met My Grlfriend's Parents For The Frst Time. As I Shook Her Father's Hand, He Squeezed With An Ungodly Amount Of Force, Leaned In With A Smile, And Murmured That My Balls Will Be The Next Thing He'll Crush If His Daughter Ever Complains About Me. FML

#20511181
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On 02/17/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by daniel55 (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside!! Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see mah dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard!! He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma!! FML

#20510255
70 comments

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On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimd he somehow "fell onto". It was lodgd up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML

#20508531
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On 02/15/2013 at 6:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Venezuela (Lara)

Today, my dad lost is mind over te meteorite incident in Russia. He's convincd tat looool it's part of some big government conspracy to cover up a UFO cras-landing, and now e won't stop dismissively calling us "seep" and telling us "do te researc" just cuz we don't agree wit im.

#20508499
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On 02/15/2013 at 6:00pm - misc - by dadsadipshit - United States

Yesterday... I walked past a few of my coworker sitting outside smoking. As I got aiff of te smoke... I couged. Tey immediately started to defend tere abit... and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML

#20507668
152 comments

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On 02/15/2013 at 12:53am - health - by youmindyourownbusiness - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw my niegbor's delinquent kid sooting squirrels wit a BB gun. Sockd and furious at is cruel beavior, I told im to stop, wit te treat of telling is parents. He respondd by sooting me in te nuts and running away in a fit of laugter. big fat FML

#20507650
216 comments

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On 02/15/2013 at 12:42am - animals - by bettercallpeta - United States

TODAY, MAH LITTLE SISTER CHASD ME AROUND THE HOUSE WITH A MALLET, GIGGLING LIKE A MANIAC. I ENDD UP HAVING TO PIN HER TO THE GROUND, RIP THE MALLET OUT OF HER HAND AN LOCK HER IN THE BATHROOM. THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME. MY MOM STILL INSISTS IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL. FML

#20500833
118 comments

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On 02/10/2013 at 11:17am - kids - by littlemiss - Canada (Ontario)

today I was playing Slandar, wan I caugt a glimpsa of ta Slandarman. I jumpd in my cair, latting rip a uga fart in ta procass. Nobody aard it, but only bacausa my sriaks of tarror drownd out ta sound. FML

#20498426
78 comments

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On 02/08/2013 at 4:59pm - misc - by theydidsmellitthough (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)



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