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lat1404

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  • Birth Date : Monday 25 September 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 17
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lat1404's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML

#21517345
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18669) - you deserved it (2369)

On 01/20/2016 at 11:09am - intimacy - by sadandmad - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML

#21502817
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20303) - you deserved it (2273)

On 12/12/2015 at 2:14am - misc - by shat (man) - United States (California)

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

#21482431
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36050) - you deserved it (2315)

On 10/21/2015 at 12:46am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after listening to a group of my friends ranting on about how much they love babies and can't wait to have them, I got to witness their looks of horror and disgust as I expressed my desire to not have children. I also happened to be the only girl there. FML

#21335310
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32184) - you deserved it (3579)

On 01/11/2015 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML

#17985253
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14266) - you deserved it (39416)

On 10/14/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML

#14260456
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36405) - you deserved it (5374)

On 12/19/2010 at 1:51pm - love - by married and hates - United States

Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

#318197
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19863) - you deserved it (115232)

On 03/14/2009 at 7:05am - love - by DSM (man) - United States (North Dakota)



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