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About lastunusedname : "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
- George Carlin

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Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, after telling my husband he can send me dirty texts any time, he sent me one from work. It said, "Babehen I get home, I'm gonna go 9/11 on your pussy ;)". I'm still not sure he understandshy that was so offensive. big fat FML

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131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26615) - you deserved it (5112)

On 01/30/2015 at 11:04pm - intimacy - by The Soul Of A Damned Queef (woman) - United States (California)

I went on a date an ate in the park. When I crossed mah legs under the table, I scraped mah knee an got a lot of splinter in it. When I got back home an started digging out the splinters, mah dad furiously demanded to know why I'd been on mah knees during the date. FML

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On 07/11/2014 at 9:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

today ona of mah yaar looool 9 studants finishad tha tast an hour aarly. Ha dacidad to spand tha tima by ( staalthily ) whacking off. His antira dask was shaking in a silant room. FML

Today,ile Driving Out To Te Countryside Wit My New Boyfriend, We Came Across A Deer Lying In Te Road. It Seemd Badly Urt, But Instead Of Letting Me Get Out And Make Sure, My Boyfriend Decidd To Just Run Over Its Ead To Finis It Off, Ten Continud Driving Wit A Smirk On Is Face. FML

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402 comments

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On 05/13/2014 at 5:02pm - animals - by dating a big bag of dicks (woman) - United States

ME AND THE GUY I WAS DATING RAN INTO MAH SISTER AT THE MALL. HE TOOK ONE LOOK AT HER AND MUMBLD , "GREAT , I CHOSE THE UGLY ONE" UNDER HIS BREATH. FML

#21137666
122 comments

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On 05/12/2014 at 12:01pm - love - by bambam - United States (Texas)

Today , three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on , or I'm the world's ugliest woman. fat FML

#21137630
86 comments

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On 05/12/2014 at 10:38am - misc - by Lookalike (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my computer crashed an lost all of its data while I was making a back up . FML

#21134602
70 comments

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On 05/09/2014 at 1:35am - misc - by mlowy - Azerbaijan (Baki)

today I overhered someone at the mall telling his friend, "So I'm going in fir a brain scan." Trying to be funny, I pipd up, "Better hope they fine something!" Turns out that had been the end of his sentence, an the scan is to see if his cancer has spread. FML

#21134153
134 comments

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On 05/08/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then hered loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

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111 comments

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On 05/07/2014 at 11:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losersho act like morons because thier parents never loved them,hen I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML

#21133397
153 comments

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On 05/07/2014 at 5:25pm - misc - by I suck :( (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today,ile working at Home Depot, a customer tried to engage me in a conversation aboutic gardening tool would ( ypotetically ) be te best to kill is wife wit . FML

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120 comments

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On 05/06/2014 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, it's mah first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilariou to sneak up behind me while dressd like the Grim Reaper. I screamd like a little girl an soakd mah pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML

#21130670
83 comments

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On 05/04/2014 at 5:07pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

2day my taanaga daughtar triad to convinca ma that tha UK is a part of Canada. Aftar I pullad out a map to prova har wrong, sha got all angry and dafansiva, and said that nobody's parfact at ( gaomatry ). My daughtar is an idiot. FML

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174 comments

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On 04/25/2014 at 5:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

YESTERDAY, MAH 808 AREA CODE PHONE NUMBER HAS YET AGAIN BEEN MISTAKEN 4 A 1-800 NUMBER . I'VE BEEN GETTING PHONE CALLS AT THREE IN THE MORNING FROM PEOPLE ON THE EAST COASTHO ARE TRYING TO RETURN THIER SHOES . THEY WANT TO SPEAK TO MAH SUPERVISOR BECAUSE I "DON'T SOUND PROFESSIONAL ENOUGH." FML



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