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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 March 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1948
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About larrena2377 : The REAL USC class of 2015. BA in Criminology & Criminal Justice

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Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 10:38am<b>Geoffelosophy</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 2:30am<b>ShockBlast8879</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 11:48pm<b>rwal0912</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 7:58am<b>lpfire61</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 9:27pm<b>Catty_Cahill</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 11:28pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 7:22am<b>platypus546</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 6:33pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 5:57pm<b>Budlight0525</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 3:09pm<b>konan__</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 1:00pm<b>JadeOmega</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 3:53pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 5:13am<b>desbuhbear</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 12:42pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 3:19pm<b>rodrigun449</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 2:41pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 4:02am<b>Throggdor</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 5:50pm

Fucked!<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 12:39am<b>soldier084</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 4:14pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 11:46am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 9:15am<b>wild4drums</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 12:35am<b>martin8337</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 6:07am<b>Sangue0608</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 6:40am<b>Killer_Spoon</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 4:59am<b>khoov19</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 3:38am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 1:41am<b>thebighurt</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 1:23am<b>ajlopez</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 12:53am<b>Soldierman</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 12:38am<b>TheFeels</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 9:05am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 7:00am<b>bridges13</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 8:03pm<b>luna123</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 7:20pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 6:49pm

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Today, an elderly gentleman customer decided to tell me that while I'm not attractive at all, he'd still bang me all the same. Then he gave me a pained smile, like he was struggling not to shit himself, and left. I'm starting to hate working retail. FML

by CA / 10/08/2015 at 10:46am / Norway / Work

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

by Gassy / 09/21/2015 at 10:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML

by Banana_Lord / 09/11/2015 at 7:50pm / United Kingdom (Angus) / Transportation

Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML

by Anonymous / 09/11/2015 at 2:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I was outside talking to my new neighbor. I was gesturing while talking and didn't notice the little kid riding her bike coming our way. I ended up accidentally smacking her in the face and knocking her off her bike. Apparently she's my new neighbor's daughter. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

by Anonymous / 08/29/2015 at 3:10pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

by Anonymous / 08/23/2015 at 1:34pm / Miscellaneous

Today, at my sister's wedding, I got my 15 month old son to 'sign' the big guest book. I gave him a pen and was hoping for a cute little squiggle or something. But no, he managed to draw something that looked uncannily like a big swastika. FML

by Anonymous / 08/23/2015 at 12:46pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML

by YourAverageFckUp / 08/22/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

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Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML

by fuck no / 08/22/2015 at 6:18am / India (Kerala) / Intimacy

Today, my wife accused me of cheating. Why? Because I recently started working out, and according to her, no married man tries to improve his physique unless he's trying to look good for other women. FML

by Anonymous / 08/22/2015 at 5:44am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love

Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML

by Anon / 07/23/2015 at 7:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went out to inspect the backyard. There are now more than two dozen spiders hanging out and webs crossing from one side of the yard to the other. I have decided to surrender this territory. FML

by Skoff / 07/23/2015 at 5:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals

Today, while on a cruise that I paid for, I was forced to babysit my 5 bratty nieces while my sister and her deadbeat boyfriend relaxed in the kid free zone. FML

by Anonymous / 07/03/2015 at 9:12pm / United States / Kids

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

by notquitejuliet / 07/03/2015 at 8:54pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally slept with the man of my dreams. After he left for work, I found a six-inch skid mark smack dab in the middle of my sheets. Apparently, the man of my dreams doesn't believe in toilet paper. FML

by Anonymous / 06/08/2015 at 3:33pm / United States (California) / Love