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larrena2377
  • Town/Country : Columbia, SC, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 March 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 309
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

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On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML

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On 07/11/2013 at 3:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was running late for work and quickly grabbed my outfit from the dryer. I heard the crackling of static as I took out my shirt. I didn't think anything of it, until later when my co-worker pointed out I had a thong stuck to my back. FML

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On 02/03/2013 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he came and farted at the same time. I laughed and reassured him it was no big deal. He cried. FML

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On 01/21/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by airbiscuit (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML

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On 11/23/2012 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Embarassed (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML

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157 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by myasshurts - United States (Michigan)

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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On 10/06/2011 at 11:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I recieved a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML

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On 12/28/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by lovehurts (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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