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About larissanicolee : heyy bitchess,, Larissa, 15, motox, bball,,guitar, hit me upp
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
Monday 1 September 2014