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  • Birth Date : Friday 5 January 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 948
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About larissanicolee : heyy bitchess,, Larissa, 15, motox, bball,,guitar, hit me upp

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larissanicolee's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

#16525505
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38250) - you deserved it (6096)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML

#16510507
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19888) - you deserved it (51845)

On 06/05/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by yup - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60096) - you deserved it (12575)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15061) - you deserved it (56576)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59203) - you deserved it (10096)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

#16268222
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55444) - you deserved it (12897)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Emma-Louise (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML

#7341507
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33675) - you deserved it (4483)

On 01/14/2010 at 5:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)



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