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Today, it's my birthday. The present I received from my best friend was the exact same necklace which I gave to her for her birthday two months ago. It had been unwrapped and re-wrapped in the same paper. FML

#17063593
123 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by Vic (woman) - Denmark

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

#17017863
158 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

#17017856
204 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

#17015904
353 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML

#16999311
76 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 11:21am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
390 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

#16997989
124 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, I got trapped in a glass elevator at the mall. My father walked right by the elevator, laughed and went into a store. A fireman got me out. FML

#16990171
89 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 6:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom said we are having a party for the 4th of July. Her definition of a party is my grandma coming over. FML

#16974064
112 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 3:06pm - misc - by Kate - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

#16972351
83 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by hero to zero - United States (New York)

Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients and decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten along better. FML

#16971210
130 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Bekah (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while working as a cashier at McDonald's, a man came in telling me that he had not received his hamburger. I looked at his receipt and the date said 11/17/09. FML

#16970431
94 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 5:42am - work - by crudofalife - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML

#16970335
306 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 5:11am - animals - by oopsies - United States

Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML

#16969681
146 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Gustav Fjorder - Switzerland



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