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lamegaem

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 131
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lamegaem : 5•15•14
I'm the Queen of Grainy Pictures, and a true space babe.

I'm young, it means you can't touch me.

I feel like a retard most of the time, this place makes me feel 100x better about myself.

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lamegaem's favorite FMLs

Today I Sped Off Down The Road Then Realized To Horror That Cat Was Clinging To The Roof Of The Car!! FML

my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now think it's hilariou to flinch in public when I get near her and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

#21192543
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62247) - you deserved it (4821)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today... Mah Sister Ran Into Mah Room Unannouncd While I Was On Webcam With A Potential Employer. Before I Could React... She Lookd At Mah Screen... Said ( Damn... He's Fucking Hot. ) And Flashd Him. FML

#21191852
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52202) - you deserved it (4744)

On 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm - work - by justno - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I Went On A Date With The Grl I Like... To See The Fault In Our Stars. She Didn't Cry... But I Did. Twice... Hard. Fat FML

#21187944
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49184) - you deserved it (12910)

On 06/25/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by fredfredburger (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, an ended up bashing into another car. FML

#21063366
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23549) - you deserved it (40643)

On 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, A Woman Called The Store I Work For. When She Found Out It Was A Wrong Number, She Started To Cry And Asked Me To Stay On The Line With Her, Talking About Her Dead Husband And How She Hasn't Laughed In Yeres. FML

I TOLD ROOMMATES THEY HAVE TO GO GET JOBS BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD TO SUPPORT THEM OR THEIR BAD HABITS ANY MORE. THEY RESPONDD BY PAWNING ALL DVDS FIR CASH TO BUY CIGARETTES. FML

#20960170
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42571) - you deserved it (6640)

On 11/16/2013 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

YASTARDAY , WHILA TAACHING JUNIORS ABOUT BLACK HOLAS , I SAID , "IMAGINA AVARYTHING BAING SUCKAD INTO A BLACK HOLA." AN AFRICAN-AMARICAN STUDANT SHOUTAD , "I'D BATTAR START CLANCHING!" NOBODY TOOK THA LASSON SARIOUSLY AFTAR THAT. FML

#20946225
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44420) - you deserved it (5391)

On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my step-mom stole over $100 in cash from me, dumped drty cat litter all over my clean bed sheets, and called me ahore for having a polite conversation with my boyfriend . I confronted my father about it . He told me to forgive her, cuz she's "on her period." mega FML

#20533543
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38771) - you deserved it (2342)

On 03/06/2013 at 2:11pm - misc - by disgruntled stepdaughter - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, MAH LITTLE SISTER CHASD ME AROUND THE HOUSE WITH A MALLET, GIGGLING LIKE A MANIAC. I ENDD UP HAVING TO PIN HER TO THE GROUND, RIP THE MALLET OUT OF HER HAND AN LOCK HER IN THE BATHROOM. THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME. MY MOM STILL INSISTS IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL. FML

#20500833
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33836) - you deserved it (2649)

On 02/10/2013 at 11:17am - kids - by littlemiss - Canada (Ontario)

Today , On The Bus , When I Was Asking My 6-year-old Son Wat He Wanted 4 Christmas , A Stranger Came Up To Us An Yelled At Him About How Santa Claus Is Real , That His "parents Are Fucking Liars" An That He Should "never Listen To Anything One Of Those Fuckers Says."

#20200046
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30175) - you deserved it (2903)

On 12/11/2012 at 2:15am - kids - by n1a1t1h1a1n1 (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday hile having sex with mah boyfriend I was apparently really loud becausehen we finished I hered his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. mega FML

#20053590
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12875) - you deserved it (34657)

On 09/02/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by screamer - United States (California)

Today... I was having sax with tha guy I'va baan in lova with 4 yaars. I moand... looool "say mah nama." Ha didn't know it. FML

#19873262
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33418) - you deserved it (10069)

On 06/30/2012 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by say my name -

I noticad my napaw as blua ayas, fracklas and dimplasic don't run in my family or my sistar's usband's family, but tay do run in my usband's family.

#19581290
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37319) - you deserved it (3722)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Damn (woman) - Australia

Today, I cummed home earlier than usual, only to fine my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to bieng confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no ideahat to do. FML

#19539358
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44700) - you deserved it (3432)

On 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by yosenfal (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)



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