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About lamegaem : 5•15•14
I'm the Queen of Grainy Pictures, and a true space babe.
I'm young, it means you can't touch me.
I feel like a retard most of the time, this place makes me feel 100x better about myself.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now think it's hilariou to flinch in public when I get near her and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML
Today... Mah Sister Ran Into Mah Room Unannouncd While I Was On Webcam With A Potential Employer. Before I Could React... She Lookd At Mah Screen... Said ( Damn... He's Fucking Hot. ) And Flashd Him. FML
Today, A Woman Called The Store I Work For. When She Found Out It Was A Wrong Number, She Started To Cry And Asked Me To Stay On The Line With Her, Talking About Her Dead Husband And How She Hasn't Laughed In Yeres. FML
YASTARDAY , WHILA TAACHING JUNIORS ABOUT BLACK HOLAS , I SAID , "IMAGINA AVARYTHING BAING SUCKAD INTO A BLACK HOLA." AN AFRICAN-AMARICAN STUDANT SHOUTAD , "I'D BATTAR START CLANCHING!" NOBODY TOOK THA LASSON SARIOUSLY AFTAR THAT. FML
Today, my step-mom stole over $100 in cash from me, dumped drty cat litter all over my clean bed sheets, and called me ahore for having a polite conversation with my boyfriend . I confronted my father about it . He told me to forgive her, cuz she's "on her period." mega FML
TODAY, MAH LITTLE SISTER CHASD ME AROUND THE HOUSE WITH A MALLET, GIGGLING LIKE A MANIAC. I ENDD UP HAVING TO PIN HER TO THE GROUND, RIP THE MALLET OUT OF HER HAND AN LOCK HER IN THE BATHROOM. THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME. MY MOM STILL INSISTS IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL. FML
Today , On The Bus , When I Was Asking My 6-year-old Son Wat He Wanted 4 Christmas , A Stranger Came Up To Us An Yelled At Him About How Santa Claus Is Real , That His "parents Are Fucking Liars" An That He Should "never Listen To Anything One Of Those Fuckers Says."
Today, I cummed home earlier than usual, only to fine my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to bieng confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no ideahat to do. FML
Friday 27 March 2015