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  • Number of visits : 907
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lambiee : i'm really chill... and my last name is lamb. any questions?

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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML


I agree, your life sucks (19534) - you deserved it (4882)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up in a girls bed, that I have had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45866) - you deserved it (3743)

On 02/19/2009 at 11:29am - misc - by VacationTSA (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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