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lambda
  • Town/Country : Sea of Tranquality, Moon
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 July 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 601
  • Number of comments : 353
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (484479) - you deserved it (43534)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

#14097
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (484479) - you deserved it (43534)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

#14097
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (484479) - you deserved it (43534)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 10:51am - intimacy - by rexob (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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