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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2442
  • Number of comments : 411
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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I like things a lot, 20 times in fact

You have liked 20 FMLs and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs that you have liked. We like that.


Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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lambda's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (296071) - you deserved it (53664)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (294017) - you deserved it (28388)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

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