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  • Birth Date : Friday 11 December 1992 (22 years)
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Today... mah friend had ditchd me for a party I hadn't been invitd to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in mah house was the mosquito I nicknamd Frd. I likd to watch Frd fly around and try to suck mah blood. 20 minute later... I found Frd's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

#4158002
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57484) - you deserved it (17245)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today... Mah Two Year Old Daughter Did Not Want To Leave The Toy Store... When I Picked Her Up She Started Screaming At The Top Of Her Lungs... "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

#4156027
117 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 7:34am - kids - by Herdad (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

#2442795
251 comments

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On 05/30/2009 at 7:48pm - misc - by whoahshloann (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete areahere the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML

#2350763
255 comments

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On 05/27/2009 at 7:10pm - work - by waterproblem (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was walking homa from piano lassons whan I saa mah dad on a bika so I shout aftar him. Ha turns his haad around and than runs into a traa. It wasn't mah dad. FML

#2028672
54 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 8:35pm - misc - by Richocet - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went out on a first date with a cute guy!! Turns out we won't be going on a date again because I didn't know the difference between ( Star Wars ) an ( Star Trek!! ) FML

#1968718
451 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 5:17pm - love - by not4geeks (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I was standing on the packd bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses!! As I couldn't rub it out , I trid blinking it out 4 the next five minutes!! Then the hot girl opposite me scream "Stop winking at me , u bastard! Don't even think about it , u ugly fuck!" FML

#1962577
93 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by ballerphilip23 (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today... while checking through the graphic novel section of my library... I noticd a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item... I realisd I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML

#1958510
196 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 7:07am - intimacy - by dwek (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Yesterday, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze an sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When u die can we get a cat?" mega FML

#1927832
136 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 11:24am - kids - by TwinDad (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday, I am wearing a panda looool suit 4 the promotion of the restaurant I work at !! FML

#1925712
261 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 8:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I drove past a frehouse that had volunteer fremen taking collections. I take out a $20 an start to roll the window downhen I remember mah window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the freman. Now the freman thinks I was taunting him. FML

#1076233
130 comments

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On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at lunch I was running to mah group's table with mah friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on mah belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

#877965
264 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while getting mah hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening mah hair . After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the ron and said "let me do it, your going to burn me!" . I then burned two layer of skin off mah ear . FML

#865761
171 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 1:18am - misc - by jerkgirl (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Yesterday I Was In A Store Using The Only Bathroom There!! After I Was Done, I Realized I Couldn't Open The Door!! Panicked It Locked Me In, I Banged On The Door, And Screamed 4 Help!! The Security And Ahole Group Of People Gathered, Only To Find That I Was Pulling The Door Instead Of Pushing It!! FML

#851826
106 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
934 comments

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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