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Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn!! I'm a grl!! big fat FML

today I ad an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of te 40 items, tey also found out tat I'm allergic to te latex gloves my doctor appened to be wereing. Now my entire looool back is covered in a ras tat will last at least anoter week. FML

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On 07/15/2013 at 12:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

today my grlfriend of six weeks dumpd me when she learnd that Macedonia where I was born is in Europe. Apparently she thought that I looool was "Asian" an she doesn't want to date a "white guy." Yeah I'm totally confusd too. mega FML

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On 07/14/2013 at 4:08pm - love - by WTF (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today after recovering from pneumonia and a severe asthma attack causd by dad's fiancée's cat he chose to keep the cat. I can't go to his house without having to go to the hospital later. big fat FML

#20781390
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On 07/14/2013 at 1:35am - health - by coughcough - United States

Today, I announcd my thrd pregnancy to my family . My dad's only reaction was to scoff, "Really? Stop breeding already." fat FML

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On 07/13/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday I was playing Monopoly with mah kids. It was fun an ld to some mock fights. My neighbor ho despises me 4 being a single mother usd it as an excuse to call the cops on me 4 ( abusing ) mah kids. They were too confusd to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML

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On 07/13/2013 at 12:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of mah taekwondo class because I'm flexible. Really flexible. I kneed myself in the face and broke mah nose. FML

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On 07/13/2013 at 12:37am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mrror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of my door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

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On 07/12/2013 at 4:40pm - misc - by Suomynona (man) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today, Mah Mom Got Drunk An Punched Me In The Nose, Then Yelled At Me For Bleeding On The Carpet. FML

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On 07/12/2013 at 3:22am - misc - by ouch (man) - United States

Today, I let 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on phone while I made her lunch!! I returned to find she had dropped phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends!! FML

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On 07/11/2013 at 7:13pm - kids - by thanks, Nemo. - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML

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On 07/11/2013 at 6:26pm - misc - by yayme. - United States (North Dakota)

Today, a coworker complimentd me on loosing wiegt, and said tat se wisd se could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassd to tell er tat te only reason I've lost wiegt is cuz I aven't been able to afford to eat. FML

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On 07/11/2013 at 2:20am - work - by shouldbehappyiguess (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was mah car. FML

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On 07/10/2013 at 4:10pm - misc - by mylifesucks - United States (Georgia)

Taday after a haircut... I walked to the cash register... handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said... ( Keep the change. ) He looked at me with a blank expression and replied... ( The haircut costs 25 dollars. ) FML

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On 07/10/2013 at 8:38am - misc - by RickTheBoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's brthday. For years they would talk to each other in Italian an I could never understand them, so I started to take an online class to teach myself Italian. Now I know all they talk about is how much they hate everything about me. FML

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On 07/10/2013 at 3:51am - misc - by mike - United States



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