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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 March 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 759
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML

#12242096 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (22090) - you deserved it (1739)

On 08/01/2010 at 6:38am - misc - by Rawr (woman) - Switzerland (Geneve)

Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML

#12203978 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (29610) - you deserved it (3774)

On 07/30/2010 at 7:34am - love - by Tree (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

#12161985 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (17393) - you deserved it (19823)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML

#12120834 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (29836) - you deserved it (3246)

On 07/26/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by Busted (man) - South Africa

Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML

#12114590 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (29607) - you deserved it (1906)

On 07/26/2010 at 12:22am - work - by anon - United States

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokemon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

#12085678 (316)

I agree, your life sucks (31286) - you deserved it (14040)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068 (348)

I agree, your life sucks (12501) - you deserved it (49197)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (12076) - you deserved it (17148)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML

#12061859 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (19884) - you deserved it (7633)

On 07/23/2010 at 8:59am - love - by justmyluck25 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

#12006480 (261)

I agree, your life sucks (33309) - you deserved it (2975)

On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned that there's nothing quite like coming downstairs in a t-shirt and panties, only to discover your fiancé has a bunch of his friends over. FML

#11974509 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (18401) - you deserved it (5864)

On 07/19/2010 at 12:38am - misc - by LaneyyenaL (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML

#11923492 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (23186) - you deserved it (4063)

On 07/16/2010 at 3:38pm - misc - by apple (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I bought a used car from a friend of mine. After getting the car home and further inspecting it, I found one of my wife's earrings in the backseat. FML

#11542513 (283)

I agree, your life sucks (48100) - you deserved it (2746)

On 06/29/2010 at 2:07pm - love - by dane (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML

#11215997 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (7966) - you deserved it (28533)

On 06/15/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by Keaton - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690 (403)

I agree, your life sucks (53484) - you deserved it (5951)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)