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  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 January 1985 (29 years)
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Today, it's the last day of my sign language class. At the end of the class, my teacher surprised us by speaking for the first time, also surprising everyone that she wasn't actually deaf. It wouldn't have been so bad had I not just given someone an answer to the test, thinking she couldn't hear me. FML

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36771) - you deserved it (3391)

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