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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 December 1971 (44 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 943
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About laideehawk : I have enough FML's in my life. I like reading about everyone else's!

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Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 10:35pm

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laideehawk's favorite FMLs

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health

Today, I was practising the violin in my apartment. A man knocked on the door and introduced himself with a smile, saying he wanted to know my "schedule." I replied, "I'm pretty busy but maybe we could get a drink sometime." To which he replied, "No, I just want to know when you'll stop." FML

by holly / 07/18/2010 at 10:18am / Germany (Berlin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

by LuvShawn / 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids