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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 December 1971 (42 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 725
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About laideehawk : I have enough FML's in my life. I like reading about everyone else's!

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Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30204) - you deserved it (3406)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, I was practising the violin in my apartment. A man knocked on the door and introduced himself with a smile, saying he wanted to know my "schedule." I replied, "I'm pretty busy but maybe we could get a drink sometime." To which he replied, "No, I just want to know when you'll stop." FML

#11960471
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21822) - you deserved it (18251)

On 07/18/2010 at 10:18am - misc - by holly (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37277) - you deserved it (9669)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21238) - you deserved it (60902)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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