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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 March 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 115
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML


I agree, your life sucks (60351) - you deserved it (7178)

On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)

Today, in a waiting room, my 4-year-old daughter told me she saw two guys kissing. I quietly explained that some men like men, they're gay, and normal like everyone else. I was pleased with myself until the woman across from me scoffed and muttered, "Disgusting." FML


I agree, your life sucks (53400) - you deserved it (8122)

On 05/13/2014 at 1:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

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