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Today, I searched up ways to fix my eyebrows since they were so bushy and thick. I took my tweezers and set to work. It went to shit. So now, I have one completely straight eyebrow that makes me look like Bert from Sesame Street and another that's arched like Nina Dobrev's. FML
by LexiJ1 / 06/02/2014 at 8:00am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by really?? / 06/02/2014 at 3:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a firefighter. I'm the lone female, and am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because their wives are jealous. FML
by anikah / 06/01/2014 at 5:53pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
by help me / 06/01/2014 at 11:51am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by damn it rose / 05/31/2014 at 9:40am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Love
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML
by lahiros / 05/30/2014 at 6:05pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away. After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight. She then slipped and cut her shin open. I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER, where her parents, whom I'd never met, were waiting. FML
by jonchavez / 05/29/2014 at 7:46pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Idk / 05/29/2014 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by chevygirl51 / 05/28/2014 at 5:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML
by outsmartedbykids / 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by Yeppets / 05/28/2014 at 12:13am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML
by N O / 05/27/2014 at 2:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Birthday Surprise / 05/26/2014 at 5:18pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/26/2014 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Love
by Anothermoose / 05/25/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous