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by Anonymous / 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I heard my husband say from outside, "Seriously Dan, what could go wrong?" This was followed a few seconds later by a bang and screaming. Turns out he'd tried to smash his head through a wooden plank like a martial artist and failed. He ended up with splinters and a concussion. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2014 at 11:15am / United States (Colorado) / Health
by anon / 06/21/2014 at 8:50am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML
by legitfile.bat.virus.exe / 06/20/2014 at 7:03pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Health
by stopinthenameoflove / 06/19/2014 at 10:37am / Ireland (Dublin) / Love
by guest / 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML
by luckycharmed / 06/17/2014 at 1:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by IneedMaury / 06/16/2014 at 11:30am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't be expecting any new siblings any time soon. Thanks for the mental image, Dad. FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2014 at 5:29pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2014 at 2:01pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
by Anonymous / 06/13/2014 at 7:36pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by sunil / 06/13/2014 at 6:53pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
Today, at my mother's open-casket funeral, my sister-in-law went to pay her respects. As she stood in front of the body, she coughed, muttering "bitch" in the process. Either nobody else noticed or nobody cared, and she went on her way, noticeably not choked up at all. FML
by Anonymous / 06/13/2014 at 6:06pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML
by Anonymous / 06/11/2014 at 6:46pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
- Today, I handed the keys to my Mustang to my mom so she could go car shopping. As she pulled away,… Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound… Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed…
- Today, I got home from a double shift to find my husband in bed with my sister. Also, I found out I… Today, I was in a cabin retreat with my fraternity brothers. My girlfriend sent me a sexy picture,… Today, I found my sister talking to her dolls. This would be fine if she wasn't 24, I have to live…