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Today, I went to a restaurant for a friend's birthday. There were two very attractive waiters. They waited until I went to the toilet to sit down, talk to my friends and hit on them. They promptly left upon my return. Men avoid me. FML
by kittykat798 / 04/16/2014 at 8:00pm / United Kingdom (Dundee City) / Love
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
by birthdaygirl / 04/16/2014 at 1:24pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. FML
by Confused / 04/16/2014 at 12:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by PoeticPathetic / 04/15/2014 at 10:28pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML
by Foreveralone17362562 / 04/15/2014 at 10:18pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML
by fuckyouharddad / 04/15/2014 at 3:24pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I handed in the answer sheet an hour into a 3-hour long exam because I couldn't answer most of the questions. Now, everyone thinks I'm genius because I "finished" quickly and they want me to tutor them. FML
by idontknowwhatiamdoing / 04/15/2014 at 12:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I decided to go to a therapy group to help with my anxiety and to meet people who felt similar. I joked with my friend that no one would turn up as people might feel anxious about going. I was right. I was the only one there. FML
by all by myself / 04/14/2014 at 7:34pm / Ireland (Cork) / Miscellaneous
Today, my family and I went on a hike to a local abandoned gold mine, with the hopes of being able to explore the caves. What we didn't expect was four miles of treacherous, rocky, near vertical trails that led to the mine. Once we finally got there, exhausted, it was blocked off for safety reasons. FML
Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML
by ohmygod582 / 04/13/2014 at 9:32pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by onlychild / 04/12/2014 at 2:22am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/11/2014 at 9:40pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by babylove / 04/11/2014 at 5:58pm / South Africa / Kids
by BobRyder / 04/10/2014 at 4:52pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
Today, I told my neighbor that I was going to Réunion Island on vacation in a few months. She said that she'd always wanted to go there. As a light-hearted joke, I said she should come with me. She's now booked a plane ticket. FML
by voyagevoyage / 04/09/2014 at 6:38pm / France (Centre) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container.… Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then… Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we…