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  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 September 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8654
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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ladytigerhunts's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML

#21358057
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44203) - you deserved it (3908)

On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

#21356191
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38983) - you deserved it (3976)

On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband recited to me the name and model number of every single weapon in the game Doom, along with what they did and roughly where to find them. Last month, he forgot my birthday. We've been married for 6 years; he hasn't played Doom in at least 10. FML

#21353586
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34417) - you deserved it (3611)

On 02/10/2015 at 7:00pm - love - by doomed (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that every single picture that I have ever sent to my boyfriend, his father has also received. Every. Single. One. FML

#21337935
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26353) - you deserved it (28147)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm - love - by everysingleone - United States

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML

#21327839
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25989) - you deserved it (46173)

On 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm - kids - by skanula414 (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML

#21318416
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39824) - you deserved it (7930)

On 12/16/2014 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Extravirgin (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman, like they're the funniest people on the planet. My name is Elsa. FML

#21297408
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47196) - you deserved it (4361)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML

#21288734
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38781) - you deserved it (3381)

On 10/30/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by taylor w - United States

Today, I found out what it's like to drive seven hours home with a woman who just brutally rejected your marriage proposal. FML

#21284911
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45235) - you deserved it (3732)

On 10/25/2014 at 10:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML

#21281971
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42440) - you deserved it (13869)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML

#21280942
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38143) - you deserved it (4970)

On 10/19/2014 at 7:22am - kids - by how about never? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML

#21280509
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37717) - you deserved it (13774)

On 10/18/2014 at 3:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, at age 31, I was about to finally lose my virginity. As we tumbled onto the bed, an excruciating pain shot through my stomach. It turned out to be a hernia, and no, I didn't get laid in the end. FML

#21271185
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43281) - you deserved it (4464)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:55am - intimacy - by fucksake (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)



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