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Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
by Anonymous / 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, my husband recited to me the name and model number of every single weapon in the game Doom, along with what they did and roughly where to find them. Last month, he forgot my birthday. We've been married for 6 years; he hasn't played Doom in at least 10. FML
by doomed / 02/10/2015 at 7:00pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by everysingleone / 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm / United States / Love
Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML
by skanula414 / 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Kids
Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML
by danielzcwu / 12/29/2014 at 2:11pm / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Transportation
by Mr_snuggels / 12/24/2014 at 3:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Extravirgin / 12/16/2014 at 7:01am / Germany (Bayern) / Intimacy
by elsatheannoyed / 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Work
by taylor w / 10/30/2014 at 10:32pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/25/2014 at 10:10am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by John / 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by how about never? / 10/19/2014 at 7:22am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2014 at 3:29pm / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, at age 31, I was about to finally lose my virginity. As we tumbled onto the bed, an excruciating pain shot through my stomach. It turned out to be a hernia, and no, I didn't get laid in the end. FML
by fucksake / 10/05/2014 at 11:55am / Malaysia (Selangor) / Intimacy
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, three of us were working, one guy wanted to stay for a longer shift and the other wanted to… Today, the same boss that made me cry last week for something that wasn't my fault, flipped a shit… Today, it has been a week since I moved into my new house. Turns out that the previous owner of the…
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, it’s exam day in Sweden. Yesterday, I prepared three fountain pens and six cartridges. The… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…