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Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 1:02am - love - by stupid_world (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
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On 12/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
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On 12/21/2009 at 11:15am - love - by Agata (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, at my job as a cake decorator in a bakery, I put the finishing touches on the wedding cake of the man who left me at the altar 3 years ago. FML
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On 12/21/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by budapesthungary - United States (Texas)
Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML
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On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML
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On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I recieved a phone call from a good guy friend of mine, someone I haven't seen for years. He tells me he has "deep" feelings for me, and wants to know since my husband is deployed, if it would be okay if we "dated" because he told his parents I'm his girlfriend. FML
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On 12/19/2009 at 12:52am - love - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
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On 12/19/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by GlassPwn (woman) - United States
Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Theo (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend's mother called me. She assumed that I bought him a PS3 for Christmas, and she and the rest of his family have only purchased him games to go with it. The thing is, I already got him an expensive gift. Now, I have to scramble to come up with the money to get this for him instead, and save the coat I bought for his birthday. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 5:30pm - misc - by countrygirl0118 (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by babyfatt - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Proof-Reader (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
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On 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
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