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Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my stepdad did a crap in the shape of the number 2, took a picture of it and showed it to all my friends at my party, while we were eating. FML
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On 01/01/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Moosh - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was forced to spend New Years Eve with my strict/conservative parents in the middle of nowhere in Illinois. If I had nothing else, I looked forward to watching the ball drop in NYC. As the seconds counted down the T.V. shut off. Parental controls shut down cable at midnight. FML
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On 01/01/2010 at 2:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I received a $105 parking ticket for being in a handicapped space. The lines were covered by snow, and the sign was on the building twenty feet away. FML
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On 12/30/2009 at 3:23am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I gave my 7 year old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my mom sold the car I've been working on for the last few years for 100 dollars. To buy gas for her car. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 4:39pm - money - by Butter_Cup - United States (California)
Today, I bought a puppy. I just found out I can't bring it on the family trip. To save me the trouble of finding a friend to take her in, my mum handed her back to the pound. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 3:48am - misc - by DroopyDog (woman) - Netherlands (Flevoland)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 3:34am - money - by Cheap (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)
Today, I work at a debt collections center and I had to call my own father. Merry Christmas. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 12:16am - work - by kat (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 6:41pm - misc - by imamonster1992 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 1:02am - love - by stupid_world (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
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On 12/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
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On 12/21/2009 at 11:15am - love - by Agata (woman) - United States (New York)
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