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Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML
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On 01/28/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my boss screamed at me for almost an hour because, apparently, I hurt my coworker's feelings when I stopped speaking to her after finding out that she was sleeping with my boyfriend. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 7:20am - work - by dys (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 6:30am - love - by OTZ - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my crush went on webcam on MSN. He looked really adorable, so I took about 6 screen shots and copied them into paint. I accidentally took a screenshot of my screen with all the pictures on paint and copied it into the conversation. FML
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On 01/25/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by 420dits (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML
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On 01/25/2010 at 4:46pm - health - by Thorin (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML
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On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 8:02pm - love - by weddingbells (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 2:29pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I went to get my friend a drink while she sat in the lounge watching TV with my dog. When I came back, I found her licking my dogs ears. She said he dared her to do it. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 7:28am - animals - by CheeseMonsters (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my mother machine-washed a suit I rented for a friends wedding, despite me informing her that it was dry-clean only, and that the store would take care of it. I now owe $1600 to replace the suit, and my mum is refusing to help pay, as she was "only trying to help." FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 1:40am - love - by Phoenix - Sent from mobile version
Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 6:41am - health - by Dude (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
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