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  • Birth Date : Monday 8 June 1992 (22 years)
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Today, After Making Out With Mah Boyfriend Fir The First Time, It Took Me An Hour To Convince Him He Was Still A Virgin . FML

#11070143
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47286) - you deserved it (6359)

On 06/09/2010 at 12:01am - intimacy - by dancerr2210 - United States (South Carolina)

Today , I was walking down the streethen I hered a loud splashing noise to mah right. I lookd over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over , spreading her cheeks , peeing a horse-sizd amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML

#9143571
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38002) - you deserved it (3019)

On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY... I LOST MY PHONE. I TRIED TO CALL IT USING MY HUSBAND'S PHONE... BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THE THREE KATES IN THE CONTACT LIST WAS ME. TURNS OUT... TWO ARE CO-WORKERS AN ONE IS HIS AUNT. I WAS LISTED UNDER SATAN. FML

#9110965
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40986) - you deserved it (8456)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with mehen he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy thehole time until I told him I was taking back mah cat. At that point he burst into tears. real FML

#9101035
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32161) - you deserved it (3532)

On 03/15/2010 at 11:27am - love - by stunned (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent !! That was when I noticed that mah mom was watching me, and I had just smelled mah dad's still-stained underwear that was on top !! FML

#9048258
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22646) - you deserved it (9892)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, mah new neighbours came over to introduce themselves . I open the door to see mah ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his grlfriend . FML

#9029119
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31194) - you deserved it (1892)

On 03/12/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by abby0019 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovarad my stap mom had thrown out my baby blankat bacausa it was an ( ayasora ) . It was an hairloom from my birth mothar an tha only thing I hava laft from har .

#9024995
373 comments

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On 03/12/2010 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

yesterday I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

#8939744
91 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today,ile at my tutoring job, a middle scool kid couldn't find a word in te online dictionary . I told im e could ceck a regular paperback dictionary . looool His response was, "Tat'sat you did in your day . Tat's notat we do in our day." I'm only 19 . big fat FML

#8779479
132 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 7:00pm - kids - by csc4lyfe09 - United States (Kansas)

Today, I Fell Asleep In A Taxi. So Did The Taxi Driver. Big Fat FML

#8767827
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31398) - you deserved it (2931)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by Celeste - Singapore

Today, my younger sister said that she was going to pray 4 her brother's HIV. I have Primary Immune Disease (PID) not HIV. School will be very interesting tomorrow. FML

#8725827
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24535) - you deserved it (1583)

On 02/28/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

2day wila I was standing in ta alavator wit a faw paopla I just mat wan I movd in yastarday, I falt somating fall on ma air an dustd it off. It was a cockroac. Nona of tam will coma witin a 1m distanca to ma now, bacausa tay all tink I'va got lica. Walcoma to ta building! FML

#8713665
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22078) - you deserved it (2080)

On 02/28/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by idonthavelice (woman) - China (Guangdong)

Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessd with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and botherd to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML

#8634041
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25708) - you deserved it (3424)

On 02/25/2010 at 4:37am - love - by loling (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)



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