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Today, I Walked In On Ma Boyfriend Saying, ( I Sall Be Te Prince, An You Sall Be Te Princess, ) To Is Amster. Once E Saw Me, E Quickly Turned To Te Amster An Said, ( I Ave To Go. Te Dragon Is Ere. ) FML
Today , I was walking down the streethen I hered a loud splashing noise to mah right. I lookd over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over , spreading her cheeks , peeing a horse-sizd amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML
TODAY... I LOST MY PHONE. I TRIED TO CALL IT USING MY HUSBAND'S PHONE... BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THE THREE KATES IN THE CONTACT LIST WAS ME. TURNS OUT... TWO ARE CO-WORKERS AN ONE IS HIS AUNT. I WAS LISTED UNDER SATAN. FML
Today, mah boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with mehen he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy thehole time until I told him I was taking back mah cat. At that point he burst into tears. real FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent !! That was when I noticed that mah mom was watching me, and I had just smelled mah dad's still-stained underwear that was on top !! FML
yesterday I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today,ile at my tutoring job, a middle scool kid couldn't find a word in te online dictionary . I told im e could ceck a regular paperback dictionary . looool His response was, "Tat'sat you did in your day . Tat's notat we do in our day." I'm only 19 . big fat FML
2day wila I was standing in ta alavator wit a faw paopla I just mat wan I movd in yastarday, I falt somating fall on ma air an dustd it off. It was a cockroac. Nona of tam will coma witin a 1m distanca to ma now, bacausa tay all tink I'va got lica. Walcoma to ta building! FML
Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessd with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and botherd to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML
Friday 27 March 2015