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ladykitty

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 30186
  • Number of comments : 85
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ladykitty's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

#14728347
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36209) - you deserved it (3221)

On 01/27/2011 at 2:17am - love - by dadum (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML

#14596277
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31322) - you deserved it (4085)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

#14209243
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39706) - you deserved it (9453)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out that my husband's secretary named her new baby boy after my husband. Everyone at the office thinks it's funny. My husband says it's a coincidence. FML

#14092737
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28583) - you deserved it (2767)

On 12/05/2010 at 4:30am - misc - by momoffour (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

#13850065
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23596) - you deserved it (2165)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML

#13835312
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24666) - you deserved it (2550)

On 11/14/2010 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML

#13685830
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32646) - you deserved it (4494)

On 11/02/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML

#13641509
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41429) - you deserved it (4620)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML

#13455982
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22603) - you deserved it (8725)

On 10/15/2010 at 4:33am - misc - by fmlforreal - Singapore

Today, I came home from a four day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she has been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#13401139
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28258) - you deserved it (4596)

On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

#13351667
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45828) - you deserved it (14683)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

#12810587
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (120842) - you deserved it (11920)

On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

#12006480
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42152) - you deserved it (4201)

On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML

#11945278
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37364) - you deserved it (3498)

On 07/17/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

#11070143
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46979) - you deserved it (6331)

On 06/09/2010 at 12:01am - intimacy - by dancerr2210 - United States (South Carolina)



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