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ladykitty

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  • Birth Date : Monday 8 June 1992 (23 years)
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ladykitty's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54772) - you deserved it (2766)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML

#17780455
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10642) - you deserved it (40482)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by fluke - United States (Florida)

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40197) - you deserved it (3487)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

#17746655
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28115) - you deserved it (5621)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89560) - you deserved it (13988)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

#17668711
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41025) - you deserved it (2960)

On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML

#17658715
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41882) - you deserved it (2168)

On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)

Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML

#17534903
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45984) - you deserved it (2204)

On 08/21/2011 at 1:51am - animals - by Dogless - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

#17526290
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35692) - you deserved it (4720)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

#17525336
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51936) - you deserved it (3777)

On 08/20/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

#17395246
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28702) - you deserved it (5537)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:52am - kids - by myheart75 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35349) - you deserved it (10065)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50847) - you deserved it (2565)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53551) - you deserved it (3285)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family members with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML

#17336031
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31787) - you deserved it (3335)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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