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ladykitty
  • Town/Country : NYC, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 June 1992 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 84
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Today, I went to the gynecologist for the first time. I was so nervous that when she extended her hand to shake mine, I gave her my handbag instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6194) - you deserved it (1004)

On 01/13/2012 at 2:48am - health - by shellie - Reserved

Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML

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On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to court to file a small claim and found myself at the end of a huge line. The moment I got to the front of the line, the fire alarm went off and we all had to leave the building. The moment I got outside, the alarm stopped and everybody rushed back in. I'm at the back of the line. FML

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On 12/08/2011 at 3:41pm - money - by Dante178 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

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On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML

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On 11/09/2011 at 12:59am - love - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I couldn't tell her where the vitamins were in the pharmacy. The manager came and yelled at me for being lazy and incompetent. I work in the store across the street from the pharmacy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22308) - you deserved it (1471)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:45am - work - by jodafish - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23496) - you deserved it (1421)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML

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On 09/29/2011 at 3:34am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

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On 09/27/2011 at 4:28am - health - by toughbf (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML

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On 09/27/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML

#17780455 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (7525) - you deserved it (25518)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by fluke - United States (Florida)

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668 (169)

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

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On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595 (410)

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)