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ladyflower
  • Town/Country : NZ
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 September 1983 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 48
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ladyflower : I'm a lady and I like flowers.

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a little "fun" in our secluded backyard. It was only after we had finished that we noticed the three little girls, who live next door, jumping up and down on their trampoline, with their mouths wide open. FML

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29200) - you deserved it (1251)

On 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm - misc - by pop - Sent from mobile version



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