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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 September 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 118
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ladyflower : I'm a lady and I like flowers.

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Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML

#20744316
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59035) - you deserved it (3583)

On 06/24/2013 at 10:16am - misc - by Coolios (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML

#20720453
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61097) - you deserved it (3059)

On 06/11/2013 at 10:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, walking by myself, I was caught up in a group of people that got arrested, and we all got fined for creating a public disturbance. When I explained I wasn't with them, the group backed me up. The police thought I was the ringleader, and now I have to go to court. FML

#20639737
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59321) - you deserved it (3409)

On 05/03/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

#20584918
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50803) - you deserved it (10892)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend complimented me on my ass. Before I could say thanks, she continued by commenting that she wouldn't mind "breaking it in". FML

#20478275
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35227) - you deserved it (5958)

On 01/25/2013 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by great (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

#20475642
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44154) - you deserved it (4989)

On 01/23/2013 at 9:59pm - love - by ohokay (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML

#20475517
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32475) - you deserved it (5503)

On 01/23/2013 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

#20444863
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28812) - you deserved it (8386)

On 01/06/2013 at 12:24pm - love - by lifsabtch (man) -

Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML

#20134676
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30925) - you deserved it (1768)

On 10/26/2012 at 8:14pm - animals - by birthday girl (woman) - Australia

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

#18260975
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36618) - you deserved it (6913)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
517 comments

I agree, your life sucks (140925) - you deserved it (7997)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in. FML

Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML

#14792881
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27529) - you deserved it (2767)

On 02/01/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by isystuff (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

#8664737
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33829) - you deserved it (7864)

On 02/26/2010 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by sad (man) - United States (Ohio)



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