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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 January 1994 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 200
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lacirenae : I'm bad luck laci, really. I like watching sports, playing Xbox, eating, and supporting my Texas Rangers. K, bye.

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Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML


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Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML


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