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About lacirenae : I'm bad luck laci, really. I like watching sports, playing Xbox, eating, and supporting my Texas Rangers. K, bye.
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Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML