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lachy15

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 859
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lachy15 : New Zealand FTW. I like long walks along 90 mile beach, hanging with Tane Mahuta in Tangihua Forest and hiking.

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Today, I was kneeling down at work to do some cleaning. My co-worker said, "Oh don't your knees hurt, kneeling like that for so long?" Without thinking how it sounded, I said, "Oh no, it's not a problem. I'm on my knees all the time." He's yet to stop hitting on me. FML

#1770571
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20880) - you deserved it (45542)

On 05/09/2009 at 2:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my exgirlfriend's number. She texted back, "one of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

#1628197
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25939) - you deserved it (67698)

On 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by 1suckatL1fe - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

#318197
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17642) - you deserved it (109696)

On 03/14/2009 at 7:05am - love - by DSM (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML

#93676
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82196) - you deserved it (7495)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27774) - you deserved it (2006)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version



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