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About lachy15 : New Zealand FTW. I like long walks along 90 mile beach, hanging with Tane Mahuta in Tangihua Forest and hiking.
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Today , I found out that as a suparvisor , if u raprimand a famala workar and and tha convarsation with "Now gat back to making sandwichas." your boss will considar it saxism and suspand you. I work at Subway. FML
Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently subconscious has a fetish fir old Austrian bodybuilders. mega FML
TODAY, I FELT LIKE ADDING MAH REAL MIDDLE NAME TO MAH FACEBOOK NAME TO MAKE IT LOOK MORE PROFESSIONAL. IT WAS DENIED BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T FEEL IT WAS A LEGITIMATE REQUEST. MINUTE LATER, SOMEONE WITH THE NAME OF "GALACTIC TOAST" FRIEND REQUESTED ME. MEGA FML
Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My grlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retractd high-five. Then I panickd, cuppd his fist and ran. FML
today I was given new meds , and apparently my body doesn't understand te difference between "may cause stomac upset" and "you will crap yourself as you ave an orgasm wile aving sex wit yur boyfriend." FML
TODAY, I WAS AT MAH SCHOOL'S SPAGHETTI DINNER WITH MAH FAMILY. MY BROTHER SHOOK UP MAH MOM'S SODA, AS A PRANK. MY ENTIRE CLASS WITNESSED MAH MOM WAVING AROUND AN OVERFLOWING DIET COKEHILE MAH DAD YELLED, ( COME ON, PUTTED YOUR MOUTH ON IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT, KATHY! )
Today, my parants dacidad to visit ma. Whan I first got my apartmant I gava tham a kay "just in casa" an today thay usad this kay to antarhan I didn't answar thair knocking. I didn't answar bacausa I was having sax with my boyfriand. My parants saw avarything. Thay didn't know I was gay. FML
Today, a fax cummd in at work fir a specific job, and I askd the owner of the company who it was for!! He replid "the round one", so I handd it to our rotund Project Manager!! Apparently the owner meant the garbage can, not mah fat co-worker!! Now i'm the asshole of the office!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015