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lachy15

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lachy15

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1186
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lachy15 : New Zealand FTW. I like long walks along 90 mile beach, hanging with Tane Mahuta in Tangihua Forest and hiking.

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lachy15's favorite FMLs

Today, I was all set to loose my virginity to my girlfriend!! I was ecstatic, until she threatend to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her!! The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to loose my boner and have to leave in shame!! FML

#20899471
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61843) - you deserved it (7244)

On 09/28/2013 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by :( (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... I Walkd In On Mah Roommatehacking Off To Clown Porn. FML

#20895842
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51659) - you deserved it (6317)

On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML

#20893446
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38905) - you deserved it (2983)

On 09/23/2013 at 8:05pm - kids - by latter - United States (Maryland)

today I took mah laptop to I.T . to fix mah intarnat . Only aftar I laft did I raalisa mah mamory tachniqua for ramambaring tha stagas of mitosis (Iraqi panis man anally transmits chlamydia) was laft as a sticky nota on mah dasktop . Tha guy dafinitaly noticad . FML

#20867249
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34384) - you deserved it (10857)

On 09/04/2013 at 7:18am - misc - by interphaseprophasemetaphase (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I recieved a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows mah address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

#20837021
190 comments

looool Today, wile cleaning ma ears wit Q-tips, I came in ma pants. FML

#20835942
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48269) - you deserved it (17216)

On 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by ANON (man) - United States (California)

2day mah mom askd me , once again , if mah grlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay . big fat FML

#20835654
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43861) - you deserved it (3899)

On 08/13/2013 at 4:19pm - love - by Zanovitch - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, AFTER LEARNING THAT MY WIFE HAS BEEN CHEATING ON ME, I DECIDD TO DISTRACT MYSELF BY PLAYING THE SIMS . NOT LONG AFTER I BEGAN, MY SIM'S WIFE BASICALLY STARTD CHEATING ON HIM . FML

#20816365
113 comments

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On 08/02/2013 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

YESTERDAY, I AD MA FRST WET DREAM. I WOKE UP SWEATING AN SOAKING WET. TOO BAD I DREAMED ABOUT AVING INTENSE SEX WIT A CARDBOARD BOX. FML

#20813339
132 comments

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On 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, I Crawlad Into Bad With Mah Boyfriand. Ha Was Snoring Loudlyhich Is How I Knaw Ha Was Passad Out Cold. Onca I Was Undar Tha Blankat Naxt To Him, Ha Slowly Turnad Ovar, Starad Ma Straight In Tha Faca And Said, "I Hava To Kill You". Than Startad Snoring Again. FML

Today I held hands with the boy I like!! Without thinking I commentd that his right hand is softer as if he only usd lotion on that one hand!! And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence!! FML

#20541635
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42016) - you deserved it (15733)

On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad cummed to drive me home. On the way looool back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

#20539287
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49644) - you deserved it (24526)

On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today a technician from my ISP cummed to my house to replace my router. He asked fir a glass of water one thing led to another an fir some reason I'll never fully understand we ended up having sex. Looks lyk porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. fat FML

#20537010
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21842) - you deserved it (62049)

On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today ona of my aldarly swimming studants ran into ma at Walmart. Baing a polita taanagar I said hi to him. Ha lookad at ma surprisad and said "Oh daar! I didn't racogniza you with your clothas on!" I'll navar forgat tha look on his wifa's faca. FML

#20536627
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37367) - you deserved it (2871)

On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I had to slowly explain to my son that an "analogy" is a literary device, not a genre of porn. FML

#20481338
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28058) - you deserved it (3117)

On 01/27/2013 at 1:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)



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