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  • Town/Country : California, US
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Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34981) - you deserved it (2753)

On 12/22/2013 at 12:37am - misc - by Isitreallythatbad, (woman) - United States

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

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On 12/17/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by gymgirl - United States (Texas)



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