About laceydove : I'm Lacey. I'm a single mom with one child, Zade! (the little boy with me in my picture.) He will always be my first priority. I enjoy soccer, hockey, badminton and running. I'm a dentist and former model.
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Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML
by heyhijello / 09/09/2013 at 6:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 09/09/2013 at 4:16pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML
by Anonymous / 09/03/2013 at 12:13am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by laughing-stock / 09/02/2013 at 5:40pm / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 5:23pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 2:22pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 1:03pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Jasmine_smilee / 09/02/2013 at 2:47am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 1:14am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML
by NotGabe / 09/01/2013 at 10:25am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I got my period 2 days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML
by faulty plumbimg! / 08/31/2013 at 8:14am / India / Health
by fartz / 08/31/2013 at 2:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
by itsellie27 / 08/30/2013 at 10:44am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
by goodbyepromotion / 08/30/2013 at 2:28am / United States (Ohio) / Work
- Today, my 9 year-old daughter had really bad constipation. When I took her to the doctor, he had to… Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because… Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his…