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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 December 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 498
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About labudamike : Just a normal person on FLM. I'm almost always on the iPhone app so if I don't reply then that sucks.

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labudamike's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

#20020549
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18823) - you deserved it (1534)

On 08/14/2012 at 12:14pm - health - by Todd - United States

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

#19903364
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29910) - you deserved it (3579)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

#19873048
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36535) - you deserved it (1681)

On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

#19848753
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6480) - you deserved it (46396)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML

#19840064
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22894) - you deserved it (1655)

On 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by Boar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML

#19608717
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27300) - you deserved it (3901)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a gun, and jokingly accused him of sleeping with my wife, only to have him admit that he really did. FML

#19477249
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47310) - you deserved it (5201)

On 04/16/2012 at 4:12am - intimacy - by oface13 (man) - United States

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26658) - you deserved it (2741)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

#19347272
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26417) - you deserved it (2075)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

#19235270
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21131) - you deserved it (3321)

On 03/07/2012 at 8:08pm - work - by Janitor (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27033) - you deserved it (3793)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28337) - you deserved it (3701)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32983) - you deserved it (3127)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34379) - you deserved it (6026)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)



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