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labudamike
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 December 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 416
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About labudamike : Just a normal person on FLM. I'm almost always on the iPhone app so if I don't reply then that sucks.

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Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16955) - you deserved it (1405)

On 08/14/2012 at 12:14pm - health - by Todd - United States

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

#19903364
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28103) - you deserved it (3395)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

#19873048
141 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

#19848753
162 comments

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On 06/26/2012 at 1:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML

#19840064
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17923) - you deserved it (1107)

On 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by Boar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML

#19608717
27 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a gun, and jokingly accused him of sleeping with my wife, only to have him admit that he really did. FML

#19477249
179 comments

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On 04/16/2012 at 4:12am - intimacy - by oface13 (man) - United States

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
61 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

#19347272
146 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

#19235270
167 comments

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On 03/07/2012 at 8:08pm - work - by Janitor (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22107) - you deserved it (2941)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
254 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
112 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32914) - you deserved it (5849)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)



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