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laaurmama
  • Town/Country : New Orleans, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 March 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 50
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About laaurmama : Hey guys!
Okay, I'm Lauren. I'm really weird, but that's okay. I wanna be a doctor when I get older, and I'm kind of obsessed with cats. I breathe music, and I can play the guitar and piano. I creep on people, kind of like how you're creeping on me. (: I'm really friendly, so message me!

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Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML

#20556205
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36282) - you deserved it (2252)

On 03/23/2013 at 9:25am - kids - by kindergarten teacher - United States (California)

Today, I went to buy a birthday present for my boyfriend. While buying him a sweater, the cashier tried to up-sale me by asking if my boyfriend wore briefs or boxers, because both were on sale. Not thinking, I blurted out, "I don't know, they just come off." FML

#20477493
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21054) - you deserved it (10721)

On 01/25/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by awkwardturtle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML

#20441551
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19287) - you deserved it (4100)

On 01/03/2013 at 9:19pm - health - by WellShit (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML

#20436663
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33937) - you deserved it (3978)

On 01/01/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML

#17446710
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21140) - you deserved it (1549)

On 08/12/2011 at 1:26am - work - by viperplay53 - United States

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

#4155124
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18849) - you deserved it (48585)

On 07/30/2009 at 5:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas) - moderated by the Jackass crew



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