About laaryssa : I really like netflix and I do tricks with hula hoops.
laaryssa's FML badges
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
laaryssa's favorite FMLs
Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML
by oops / 09/20/2013 at 9:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 9:18pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 7:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 6:52pm / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 5:04pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by disappointed / 09/20/2013 at 12:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by drunkenloser / 09/20/2013 at 3:22am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 12:57am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by BarryShitpeas / 09/19/2013 at 11:18am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Health
by monkey / 09/19/2013 at 6:30am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by GogurtBadass / 09/18/2013 at 12:55pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by I get the hint / 09/18/2013 at 2:19am / Health
by BeautifulChaos27 / 09/17/2013 at 7:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
Today, after getting back from a year-long world trip, I nearly fell on my knees and cried when I saw boxes of Twinkies at my local gas station. Finding out they were back was the highlight of the year. FML
by AwkwardPartyBear / 09/17/2013 at 5:27pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met my birth mother. My dad won't talk to me, my mom won't stop crying and thinks I'm replacing her, and the rest of my family won't stop calling me a bitch. I'm 21, and I just wanted to meet the woman who pushed me head-first out of her vagina. FML
by TaraBURGER / 09/17/2013 at 3:57am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, while begging my wife for sex for once, she told me she didn't have time. I said it wouldn't… Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and… Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working…